I Salamini(2001 Digital Remaster)

I Salamini(2001 Digital Remaster)

演唱歌手:Ettore Petrolini

所属专辑:Ettore Petrolini: Solo Grandi Successi

发行时间:2007-08-06

歌曲热度:18

Gaston

Beauty and the Beast

Alan Menkin

Who does she think she is?

That girl has tangled with the wrong man.

No one says no to Gaston.

Darn right.

Dismissed, rejected...

publicly humiliated.

Why, it's more than I can bear.

More beer?

What for?

Nothing helps.

I'm disgraced.

Who, you?

Never!

Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.

Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston

Looking so down in the dumps

Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston

Even when taking your lumps

There's no man in town as admired as you

You're everyone's favorite guy

Everyone's awed and inspired by you

And it's not very hard to see why

No... one's... Slick as Gaston

No one's quick as Gaston

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston

For there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon

You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team

They prefer to be on,

No... one's... been like Gaston

A kingpin like Gaston

No one's got a full cleft

In his chin like Gaston

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating

My, what a guy, that Gaston

Give five "hurrahs!" Give 12 "hip-hips!"

Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips

No... one... Fights like Gaston

Douses lights like Gaston

In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston

For there's no one as burly and brawny

As you see, I've got biceps to spare

Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny That's right

And every last inch of me's covered with hair

No one hits like Gaston

Matches wits like Gaston

In a spitting match,

nobody spits like Gaston

I'm especially good at expectorating

Ptooey! Ten points for Gaston!

When I was a lad

I ate four dozen eggs

Every morning to help me get large

And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs

So I'm roughly the size of a barge

No... one... Shoots like Gaston

Makes those beauts like Gaston

Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston

I use antlers in all of my decorating

My, what a guy, Gaston!

[ti:]Gaston

[ar:]Beauty and the Beast

[al:]Alan Menkin

[00:01.30]Who does she think she is?

[00:04.34]That girl has tangled with the wrong man.

[00:06.47]No one says no to Gaston.

[00:08.73]Darn right.

[00:10.17]Dismissed, rejected...

[00:11.82]publicly humiliated.

[00:14.19]Why, it's more than I can bear.

[00:16.24]More beer?

[00:17.27]What for?

[00:18.12]Nothing helps.

[00:19.45]I'm disgraced.

[00:20.99]Who, you?

[00:22.10]Never!

[00:23.66]Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.

[00:27.39]Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston

[00:30.60]Looking so down in the dumps

[00:33.79]Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston

[00:37.00]Even when taking your lumps

[00:40.13]There's no man in town as admired as you

[00:43.29]You're everyone's favorite guy

[00:46.67]Everyone's awed and inspired by you

[00:50.11]And it's not very hard to see why

[00:57.78]No... one's... Slick as Gaston

[01:03.57]No one's quick as Gaston

[01:05.18]No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston

[01:08.38]For there's no man in town half as manly

[01:11.88]Perfect, a pure paragon

[01:15.06]You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley

[01:18.26]And they'll tell you whose team

[01:20.28]They prefer to be on,

[01:23.79]No... one's... been like Gaston

[01:28.03]A kingpin like Gaston

[01:29.88]No one's got a full cleft

[01:31.68]In his chin like Gaston

[01:32.99]As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating

[01:37.00]My, what a guy, that Gaston

[01:40.33]Give five "hurrahs!" Give 12 "hip-hips!"

[01:43.34]Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips

[01:48.30]No... one... Fights like Gaston

[01:53.04]Douses lights like Gaston

[01:55.03]In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston

[01:58.20]For there's no one as burly and brawny

[02:01.79]As you see, I've got biceps to spare

[02:04.84]Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny That's right

[02:08.33]And every last inch of me's covered with hair

[02:11.90]No one hits like Gaston

[02:13.20]Matches wits like Gaston

[02:14.88]In a spitting match,

[02:16.41]nobody spits like Gaston

[02:18.19]I'm especially good at expectorating

[02:22.16]Ptooey! Ten points for Gaston!

[02:25.00]When I was a lad

[02:26.78]I ate four dozen eggs

[02:28.43]Every morning to help me get large

[02:31.81]And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs

[02:35.12]So I'm roughly the size of a barge

[02:40.97]No... one... Shoots like Gaston

[02:45.98]Makes those beauts like Gaston

[02:47.67]Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston

[02:51.04]I use antlers in all of my decorating

[02:55.07]My, what a guy, Gaston!